I have made you delicious coffee!

Check out what people have to say about the world’s most expensive coffee at the price of 399.99 per pound!Kopi Luwak Coffee, Whole Bean, 16-Ounce Bags

Hey that turd looks good enough to brew! That is basically what you’re getting with the world’s most expensive coffee. An Indonesian animal called the Civet goes and finds coffee beans growing on the plant and then eats them. Once the coffee beans make their way through the animals system the beans are harvested. Someone decided it would be a great idea to go through the civets turd and harvest the digested beans and roast them up to make coffee! Can you imagine, they must have really been low on their caffeine supply to decide that it was time to start searching through animal poo for their caffeine fix. Lucky for us, the digestive enzymes break down the bitterness of the coffee so what you end up with is a smooth coffee flavor. This stuff is expensive, but honestly I would charge a lot too if I was rummaging through animal poo to get delicious coffee beans. Honestly can you really call yourself a coffee aficionado if you haven’t tried this stuff? In my opinion no. Check out what people have to say about the world’s most expensive coffee at the price of 399.99 per pound!Kopi Luwak Coffee, Whole Bean, 16-Ounce Bags

I don’t know about you but when I first heard about this I instantly thought of this video clip:

I’ve been told by some of my coffee snob friends who own EXPENSIVE espresso machines in their homes that they felt they wasted their money after buying one of these Aero Press Coffee Makers. This little beauty is great for the office or places where you just want a quick shot of espresso but don’t want a huge machine. It is like having a Keurig but still being able to be a coffee aficionado, plus it doesn’t cost hundreds of bucks and you don’t have to buy single pods to make delicious coffee or espresso. Check out the reviews of this thing, it is awesome, literally 89% of the 211 reviews at the time I am writing this are 5 star. Seriously at under 30 bucks this might be the best investment you ever make in yourself. Check out the reviews and specs of this little beauty click here! Every caffeine addict and aficionado should own this!

Due to its instant intoxicating properties, Romulan Ale has been banned by the United Federation of Planets since 2280, so that in good faith, we can’t really sell you that stuff, but that’s ok because we have some deliciously caffeinated Romulan Ale. This six pack of 8.4 ounce cans are loaded with 84 mg of Caffeine per can. This stuff won’t make you drunk but it will hop you up on caffeine, which can be helpful if you need to fight off any Klingons.
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Variety is the spice of life, so spice up your caffeine intake. Listen sometimes it can be hard to find out what you like best, and that is what is so good about this package. The
Caffeine Candy Samplers comes with a nice mix of mints and gum so that you can try your hand at a few different kinds of caffeine. It has a couple varieties of mints and gums and has the option for you to choose a small medium or large sampler and price ranges from 9.99 to 19.99. Check this out here:
Caffeine Candy Samplers

Maybe you have a terrible phobia of spilling hot coffee on your lap or maybe you just want to eat tasty caffeine. Either way, this little box of delicious chocolate covered coffee beans packs 600 mg of caffeine! These puppies are potent and delicious.  Check them out here Crackheads 2 Candy Coated Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans, Highly Caffeinated Candy, 1.3-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 12)

Is that coffee you’re drinking there or unflushed toilet poo water? Either way it smells nutty and wonderful, did you add some hazelnut creamer?  I have had several requests for this mug just within the last week. The beauty of it is you can drink your morning coffee and get your caffeine fix while making poo jokes all at the same time! Be bold and get your caffeine on with this beautiful mug, it is under 10 bucks and would make a great gift for anyone or for yourself Check out the No Flush Toilet Mug Click Here.

This beautiful vessel can hold 20 cups of coffee… I suppose that should be sufficient. I’m going to need a bigger coffee maker and also a gallon of milk. Why would you need such a large cup you ask? Well you are a man aren’t you? Sure, people might say such a big cup means you’re compensating for something and that something is lack of sleep. Click Here To Check Out The World’s Largest Coffee Cup

Stay alert is military grade caffeinated chewing gum. Any time you have military grade and caffeine in the same product everyone wins. Each piece of gum has 100 mg of caffeine, about 1 cup of coffee, thats awesome. It is also a delicious artic mint flavor. If you need a delicious way to stay awake check this out. Check out all the details click here for the STAY ALERT Military Caffeine Energy Gum – ARCTIC MINT – TRAY (24 packs, 5 pieces per pack) – 100mg Caffeine per piece